Ricky
Mr. Stewart
Social Genius Extraordinaire
With The Ryde: 2 years… and a lifetime to go…
Age: 25 and 33 days
Hometown: Denver, CO (Southern Californians stole it from us, but we called it DENCO for years before SOCAL was ever cool!)
Favorite Ryde Tee: Foam, Black
Favorite Food: Currently Chicken Pad Thai (but usually, good ol’ BBQ)
Life is always changing. Some of the things that I’m into right now aren’t the same things I was into a year ago. Probably nothing I’m into today is the same as it was a decade ago. If you ask really nicely, I might tell you what I was into a decade ago to give you a head start so you can attempt to follow the same path I did, and in turn, become the pinnacle of perfection that I’ve become. Yes, the road will be hard, but worry not, it’s freckled with times of joy and contentment. At the same time of joy and contentment, fate has blasted me in the forhead with her giant hermaphroditic testicles! Dear friends, these are the times that makes us the social giants that we’ve become. Now, go forth and rally for your futures!!
Professional Life: My professional life can be summed up in one word:_____ (yep, it’s blank. take it however you want)
Personal Life: My personal life can also be summed up in one word: Thrillionare. Not familiar with the term, you say? Well here’s a link to get you a little more familiar with what it means to be a hot-dogger like my self: Urban Definition. You see, while most people spend their lives standing in line at Wal Mart, or begrudgingly going to the local gym, I’m out creating waterproof suits that look exactly like sharks and spend my time patrolling the depths attempting to bridge the communication gap between sea life and humans. Or, you might be shocked to hear that I contributed to modern-day society in two very applicable ways. While on a top secret journey in my laser pod that my team of scientists created for me to rocket through the cosmos, I came across a rather gaunt looking alien while perusing the planet Mapeywor. This alien, whom I brought back with me, is now known to the world as Paris Hilton and is responsible for the high number of triplet and quadruplet births in America after teaching us the Mapeywor mating dance we call the Macarena.
Future Life: I could die now. I’m bored.
